Let’s learn ’em.
1st January 1960 – FOCUS TRANSCRIPT Today we have with us The Minister of Education – Mrs Shelly Wells. Good evening Shelly, …
Can’t live without us
“Right,” said God, “just look at that fantastic universe I have created”. “Far too much goodness for my liking,” retorted Satan. They …
Evolution
Dear Pamela, My cousin George has recently joined a Christian sect that believes in intelligent design despite the now enormous amount of …
We don’t want her back
Dear Pamela, It all began shortly after Marcia left our New Zealand Shores. I noticed her changed attitude from her response to …
Mythter and Mythiss
Here is the News 12th February 678 AD Here is the news This morning, Abner Willard, a well known rumour monger, …
What is up with these guys?
“I’ve only been able to observe them from a discrete distance but they seem to me to be very strange,” reported Bejazus. …
My England
Dear Pamela, My boyfriend, Harry, wants me to leave Fiji and go, with him, to England; he seems to think that life …
Fair Minded New Zealanders
Dear Pamela, It all began shortly after Marcia left our New Zealand Shores. The first I noticed was shrouded behind a major …
Let’s Murder ’em
The next parliamentary session was due in one month and the Right Honourable Freddy Fortesque wanted to make a name for himself. It …
The Brain Part 2
Oh come let us adore him Mankind will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth. Edith Sitwell …